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Everybody is a genius
The 3 events The first: Whilst watching TV I learn that people can interpret the world with either the left side or the right side of their brain, then express it with the opposite side of the brain. The second: I have a conversation at work about how in our youth we were really passionate about something and that maybe as we get older we push it aside. The third: I am swimming and realize that maybe, just maybe, I could be an absolute genius swimmer if given the chance to train.
The Happy Genius Caspian had been aware of the 3 events since birth. He'd dedicated his life to finding his genius. At kindergaten he'd tried origami, flower arranging, calligraphy, archery, aikido, karate, kendo, ballet, tap dancing, gymnastics, parachuting, bungy jumping and horse riding, but he didn't really excel at either of them. He just couldn't immerse himself in these disciplines and as a result he fell short of genius. At lower school he focused on music. He learnt all the wind instruments first, but to no avail. He then moved onto strings, starting with the harp. Then the banjo. Then the 12 stringed guitar. Then the cello. But again, he didn't excel. At middle school he tried to immerse himself in academic disciplines. He studied mathematical equations until sunrise every night for his entire time at school. During the day he would study physics and create experiments to test the conductivty of earth worms. But once again to no avail. In upper school, he read the classics. But often just the titles had him reaching for his dictionary. In this way, he ended his school life. He decided against going to university and instead immersed himself in the working world. His first job was as an apprentice mechanic. Then a pet shop owner. Then an intern with the Citizen newspaper. Then a data imputer for Aerospace. Then a car salesman, a door to door salesman, an EFL teacher, a farmer, a golden retriever, a gym instructor, a lawyer, a cartoonist, a radio dj... The list went on and on as Caspian tried to find his genius. But wherever he looked, all he found was the mediocre Caspian. Ever since his birth he knew for sure that everyone was a genius, and yet, he could not find his own. Caspian grew old and weary until he reached his 90th year. Every day he lay in bed thinking and thinking about his life. And then it came to him - his genius. "Yes!" he shouted. "What a wonderful journey I've made. Surely the journey of a genius." And then he died a very happy genius.
posted by PA on Tuesday, November 29, 2005
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